With apologies to the lost-to-history poet who wrote the original words to this Christmas favorite, and with my best wishes to you and yours this holiday season, I give you the Twelve Days of Christmas (the electric co-op edition).
On the first day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: An electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
On the second day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Two heat pump water heaters and an electric self-propelled two stage snowblower.
On the third day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two stage snowblower.
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two stage snowblower.
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Five gold rings! Four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Six EV charging station maps, five gold rings, four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Seven solar-powered battery banks, six EV charging station maps, five gold rings, four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Eight-kilowatt wind turbines, seven solar-powered battery banks, six EV charging station maps, five gold rings, four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Nine multiprong charger cables, eight-kilowatt wind turbines, seven solar-powered battery banks, six EV charging station maps, five gold rings, four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Ten insulating socket sealers, nine multiprong charger cables, eight-kilowatt wind turbines, seven solar-powered battery banks, six EV charging station maps, five gold rings, four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Eleven LED smart bulbs, ten insulating socket sealers, nine multiprong charger cables, eight-kilowatt wind turbines, seven solar-powered battery banks, six EV charging station maps, five gold rings, four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love sent to me: Twelve StopWatt power savers, eleven LED smart bulbs, ten insulating socket sealers, nine multiprong charger cables, eight-kilowatt wind turbines, seven solar-powered battery banks, six EV charging station maps, five gold rings, four solar flashlights, three smart thermostats, two heat pump water heaters, and an electric self-propelled two-stage snowblower.
Happy Co-op Holidays to All!